An upscale fight den and bar, located deep within a dominantly Royalist-held section of Ul'dah, The Viper's Nest is the passion project of the Almasi Trade Consortium, a place where vice and business freely collide, and dealings both above board and under the table take place in equal measure. Profit is Worship, the Twin Vipers are quick to remind, and consequently it is extremely rare for any to be turned away here--though Monetarists would do well to remember whose house they're in.Criminal Elements | Nonsexual NSFW | Slave Trade RPers DNI


Open Every 2nd and 4th Sunday!
9pm EST - ???
We are a 21+ venue! No minors, please!
Currently hiring for all positions! Reach out to a member of staff for more information!

Next Opening:
November 9th!
See You Then!
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Rules


Out Of Character

1. Staff will have Looking to Meld tag on. Please listen to them.2. Don't be a jerk. This one is pretty self-explanatory, but hate speech, harassment, and the like have no place here. We may be curating a space where crimebags can do crimebag things, but we're an inclusive bunch and being an ass isn't going to fly. If you're asked to stop doing something or discussing something, do so the first time. We're not in the habit of asking a second time.3. The venue, discord server, cross-world linkshell(s), and any other associated spaces are at all times 21+. This means OOCly, we expect you to be an adult. ICly, this means no child characters.4. Avoid godmodding, metagaming, etc. Try to be considerate of what other people are doing in roleplay. If something that you'd like to do is sudden or might disrupt the flow of a scene already going on, don't be afraid to ask if it's okay to go through with what you've got in mind.5. IC =/= OOC and we value the ability to keep the two separate. Hopefully, you feel the same way.6. Do not engage in public ERP in the venue. Do not engage in public ERP in the venue. Do not engage in public ERP in the venue. This being a 21+ space does not give you free rein to be an unhinged degenerate. Live your life and write what makes you happy, but please keep the spicy stuff private and on your own time.

In Character

1. Please listen to the staff. All of the staff. Their last name doesn't have to be Almasi for their word to have weight--they're employed here for a reason, in the end. If they verbally check your behavior, that should be the beginning and end of it.2. Try to keep fighting confined to the pit. If you absolutely have to get into it with someone outside of that, take it outside. No, really. That's what the sparring area in the yard is for. Partially. You're on your own there, though.3. The pit is heavily warded by some pretty potent (and expensive) magics to protect onlookers. This means that the pit technically has no limits on what is/isn't allowed, weapons/magic wise, but as a general courtesy we ask that you at least try to be sane and reasonable with what you make use of.4. Betting is allowed and handled by NPC bookies on the upper floor in the enclosed area near the entrance. Currently, all official betting is done through NPCs and with RP gil only.5. Fatalities are allowed within the pit. The Almasi family certainly doesn't lack for the means to pay out bribes and restitution in the event of such, but this comes with stipulations. Fights to the death are intended to be a rarity, a severe thing and an out-of-the-norm spectacle for those in the audience. They must be coordinated with a member of staff with verifiable proof from both participants that the outcome is planned and agreed on.

Fight Mechanics

This event runs on Grindstone rules and makes use of both /random (for rolls) and /yell (for combat emotes)! Fights will have a soft time limit of 30 minutes in order to keep things moving throughout the night!1. Both opponents roll initiative. The highest roll wins and attacks first.2. The attacking player writes their post in a custom emote using /em. After posting, they roll the die.3. The defending player rolls their die to defend. If the defender rolls higher than the attack, they have successfully avoided damage. A lower roll means they have been struck. In the event of a tie, reroll both attack and defense. Regardless, after determining the result, the defender then posts their /emote to show the effect and makes their attack attempt.4. Switch roles and repeat. The defender is now on the offensive and the attacker is defending.5. First person to win three turns wins the match!

Meet the Staff


Lavender and Caedenal Almasi

Owners

While the Viper's Nest is, ostensibly, owned by all five of the Almasi siblings, the beating heart of the venue can be found in the eldest of the brood, the Twin Vipers themselves--Lavender and Caeden. A lingering and deep-rooted love of bloodsport and opulence in equal measure comes together here to give rise to something that is uniquely theirs, forged with the support of those closest to them. The Trade Princess and Trade Prince can most frequently be found tucked in a quiet booth with good company to watch the fights, but should the mood strike, they're quick to take to the pit.

Anessa Almasi

Lead Medic

The youngest of the Almasi brood, the Little Viper brings an expertise in both conventional and aetherical healing to the Nest. Despite her laissez-faire reputation, she's as capable as any of her siblings and a steely professional when the need arises. Will absolutely keep you from bleeding out but may make you feel stupid about it afterwards.


Xyphris Zeddicus

Head of Security (Begrudgingly)

He acts like he doesn't want to be here, and there's a very good chance he doesn't. Not really. He's good at what he does, though, and the Almasi family trusts him explicitly. Even if he's a giant brat.


Arken Rennatta

Announcer/Security

Did he just sort of stumble into getting paid to be here along with most of his friends? Yes. Is he loved and appreciated anyhow? Also yes. Charismatic enough to keep the fights interesting and loud enough to ensure everyone present knows it, Rennatta also has the authority to physically remove anyone causing an unfun amount of trouble. He'd prefer not to, though, so... maybe just behave?


Thayn Goodfellow

Bartender

No one but the Twin Vipers seem to know exactly where Thayn came from, though he's known to most of the rest in passing. Comfortable behind the bar with an eye for the upscale, the luxurious, and the expensive, this clearly isn't his first stint serving up drinks.


"Rummage"

Medic

The other half of the headache that Anessa hired on to help in the medbay. Rummage is seemingly the Balance to Slots' more forward nature--cool and aloof (so long as he thinks anyone might be watching), he's generally found tucked off to the side somewhere, content to observe unless he's needed. May or may not be banned from the kitchens for pilfering food.

Harper Delacroix

Operations Manager

As sharp and as cunning as she is lovely, only a fool would take Harper to be nothing more than a pretty face. Having earned a sort of confidence from the Vipers that few others can claim, she's uniquely positioned to handle a variety of matters within the Nest. From fielding business inquiries to working the books to ensuring patrons are having a good time, Delacroix does it all (and looks damn good doing so, in the opinion of the twins).


Daellaryn Zaram

Lead Bartender

Seeing much, saying little, and hearing absolutely everything are but the basics of what Dae brings to the Nest. A multitasker without peer, he's quick to remember those who pass through--good and ill in equal measure. Quick with a smile and a generous pour (for those who deserve it, at least), your secrets are safe with him.
Mostly.


Sophie Saint-Saëns

Her only goal in life is to see people fed and happy. Bafflingly Ishgardian. If you're mean to her, literally everyone else on the payroll will probably try to kill you. Very proud of the fact that she didn't cry once when Lavender tried to teach her to pronounce the menu offerings.


"Slots"

Medic

One half of a headache that Anessa hired on to help her with patching folks up, the Viera that goes by "Slots" is boisterous, brash, and willing to do just about anything the Vipers ask of him if there's enough coin involved. His mouth may get ahead of him from time to time, but he means well. We think.

Affiliate Organizations


The Waking Serpent

Jewel of the Desert

Cactaur Cantina

Wysteria

The Gold Court

The 2nd Annual Trader's Gala

It's that time once again! The Fifth Umbral Moon is the moon of Ul'dah's patron deity, Nald'thal! What better way to honor the Traders and celebrate the Sultanate than to host an elaborate gala! Open to all, the Almasi Consortium invites you to join them for a night of socializing and dancing, and maybe even a little business negotiation! Who knows what could happen?Monday, October 27, 2025 @ 9pm EST/6pm PST
Dynamis | Kraken | Goblet | W20 | P13
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Menu

A special thanks to the ever-wonderful Ruckus Fiddlesticks for his help in curating this evening's offerings.


Food


Steelquill Shish Köfte
A pair of grilled kebab skewers. Drybone tuco-tuco ground, seasoned with premium spices and served with tahini.
Pulled Eft Tail Sigara Börek
Wood-smoked overnight, shredded, and stuffed into crispy phyllo rolls
Summer's End Sigara Borek
Thin fried pastry rolls stuffed with sweet cheese & pumpkin filling cooked with cardamom, clove & nutmeg
Aldgoat Kebab with Curried Yogurt
Seared Drybone aldgoat loin, spiced in a mixture of salt, cumin, coriander, garlic, turmeric and pepper, served with a dipping yogurt with minced garlic and cucumber.
Patlikan Dolmasi
Bite-sized stuffed eggplants and peppers, filled with rice and spiced tuco-tuco ground. Served with labneh, a strained-thick yogurt-cheese, drizzled with smoked paprika-infused oil.
Muhallebi
A sultana's delight. Smooth and creamy milk pudding, flavored with orange blossom essence. Topped with Azyma rose petals and pistachio.
Semolina Sunflowers
Individual sun lemon syrup soaked olive oil cakes, baked in crimped tart pans and crowned with a thinly sliced candied lemon round.
Basbousa
Diamond-shaped bite-sized semolina yogurt/coconut cake, soaked in orange blossom syrup and topped with slivered almonds
"Tumbleclaw" Baklava
Finely shredded phyllo pastry wrapped around date paste, cinnamon and walnut filling, then soaked in rosewater syrup.


Drinks (Alcoholic)


The Estate comes equipped with a fully stocked bar, with a broad selection of top-shelf liquors on hand. Spirits originating in Thanalan seem to have a certain place of honor, with a variety of Ul'dahn-made whiskeys serving as a centerpiece of the collection.If you can dream it, the servant at the bar can make it!

Drinks (Nonalcoholic)


Coffee
Brewed in the traditional style of the Sultanate over a bed of hot sand, sweetened to one's liking, and served in demitasse cups. Extremely potent and extremely flavorful.
Ul'dahn Tea
A strongly-brewed, spiced black tea. Flavored with dried apple, cloves, and cinnamon. Sweetened with local Thanalan honey upon request.
Kefir
A fermented beverage made from milk and kefir grains. A tangy, yogurt-like drink with a texture between milk and yogurt, and a somewhat fizzy consistency.
Pomegranate Juice
The chilled juice of a pomegranate fruit, fresh from the bazaar!